Headline News

Check out this well written headline about a man who hit some lady:

"Woman Puncher Arrested"

Overheard in AmSam

On the plane out:

"Ma'am, you have to catch the vomit. You can't just hold your baby out over the aisle"

Fa'afa...ntastic

The fa'afafine ("like a woman") are a cultural institution in Samoan society. We would call them drag queens, but a typical Samoan's translation is probably much more accurate: "They're half uh...man and uh...half...uh...you know?"


In fact, I better just let the Prime Minister of Samoa explain:

*WARNING* this article is freakin' hilarious
http://talanei.com/viewNews.php?storyID=4104

Not the Preferred Nomenclature

There's something special about the headlines here.

"Why Samoa, Chinaman Tells" - Samoa Observer